Pacman attacked his own babysitter in a bathroom ( not like Mark Chumera). The details of how the attack went down are unclear. I think it went a little like this.
Pacman and the gang were drinking and hanging out in a hotel lobby ( just like Jay Z suggests). Then one of Jerry Jones' hired babysitters said something about Pacmans girl. Whatever it was i bet it was 100% accurate. Pacman went into the bathroom to confront the guy, but when he saw the guy standing at the urinal he know he had a golden opportunity to play the age old middle school prank. So Pac ran up and pushed him into the urinal. Now for those of you guys who enjoyed loitering in the bathroom in middle school (when you were in middle school) know how great it is to push a guy into a urinal so that he goes all over himself. Yeahhhhh! anyways the babysitter didn't like it so they went at it and broke some crap. Then to cap off that wonderful night they left without paying, thus insuring the cops would be called. Brilliant!
So now it is time to punish Pacman for what he has done. Now I find a 4 game suspension a little weak. Here is what I would do.
Make Pacman educate the Kids. What better way to do that then an after school special. He could star in one about his story. It would star Chris Tucker as Pacman ( the guy needs work), a corpse as Jerry Jones, Jim from the Office as Tony Romo, and Rob Lowe as the confused teen who just found out he is going to be a father.
Well that is for now.
P.S. As I am writing this the Ray are doing their best 04 yankees impression. You have got to be freaking kidding me!!
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