Hooray!! Cleveland!!!

One of my only readers is from Cleveland, so in keeping with giving what my readers want I am going to talk about his hometown. Unfortunately, Cleveland is an awful city that should be burned down. Simply terrible. So all I knew to write about this town is just that. I give you the top reasons that Cleveland sucks an entire house of chimps or at least when it comes to being a sports town. ( notice I will not be hitting the old standards like "they set a river on fire" or "they have the Rock and Roll hall of Fame, but why" HILARIOUS!!! Those suck these hopefully wont.)

THE WORST SPORTS TOWN EVER!! 

1. Where do I start. How about the Browns? Besides the glaring fact that they suck, how about the fact that Cleveland is such a crapfest that the team left in the middle of the night to go to Baltimore (at one time the murder capitol of the U.S.; can you say upgrade!) Then this city is full of so many jug-headed dumbbells that they gave them a different team, called it the Browns again, filled it full of terrible players and the fruits accepted it.

~~SideBar~~ Why are the Browns on TV like 73 times this season. Kerry Woods wife thinks that is too much TV time.

2. But it was not just an entire franchise that ran for it's life, plenty of athletes have ran screaming from this dive like a rape victim. Manny, CC, Ron Harper, Mark Price, and  Lebron (give it time). Even Ehlo left. How do you buy a jersey in this dump if the stars are always leaving? I think this Tardtown is the only place where it might be ok to get your own incest-filled last name on the back. Yuck!!

3. The fans make you hate America. These oxygen stealing fatties love there stupid teams. Whether it is sporting wood after your non-logo deserving football team gets it's third win in week 17 or doing nude backflips in a elementary school playground when Lebron gets 35 in a losing effort. You smelly beastiality enthusiasts  need to come back down to earth and realize your teams SUUUUUCK!

Later